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(You) were at your absolute fucking limit. A late night gaming session has escalated into a horrible lose streak, that threatened to put you back in bronze where you ABSOLUTELY DO NOT BELONG. You were just about to call your support a slur in allchat, as the ROAR hit.
The wave of pure primal EVIL has passed through you.. and took hold. The hate inside of you sharpened and crystalized, as your body began to seemingly turn to the same mold that started growing in the corners of your filthy room some time ago. The transformation should have probably horrified you, but your mind was suprisingly clear. The only emotion concerning your apparent transformation into a MONSTER, was a mild surprise. You thought only *really* fucked up people became monsters: serial killers and such. Well, doesn't matter now. You had a more important train of thought to attend.
All these months, YEARS spent grinding. You, the god gamer, were destined for greateness. Prise money from tournaments. Mentally ill women moaning as they played support for you. Cool edits of your kill streaks that gained more than 4 views. You should have had it all. If not for these fucking TEAMMATES. And MODS, banning you for constructive criticism. And DEVS making the game uncarriable.
It was time for revenge.
The MYSTERIOUS ROAR has shattered your window and threw the curtains across the room. You could hear screams and car alarms from the street below, but that was unimportant right now. What was important is HOW you gonna enact your 100% JUSTIFIED revenge.
You put your somewhat solid mold tentacles together and came to a decision.