>>5722369“Acquaintance? Well, it means that you know each other, but aren't quite friends yet.” you tell her, to which Beerus' attendant says “Close enough,” but your granddaughter's frown persists as she turns back to the God.
“You don't want to be friends with me?” she asks him, sounding almost hurt by the accusation. Which surprises him nearly as much as his reaction surprises you, the Destroyer God's eyes going wide and leaning back from her gaze before glancing aside to his attendant. Who makes no move to react, or even acknowledge what's happening as he takes another bite of the popcorn he'd clearly gotten back at Dreadzone Station's concession stand.
“I, well... I suppose it couldn't hurt. As long as there are no hard feelings one day, should your world be the one I destroy.” Beerus answers, but his answer doesn't seem to satisfy her curiosity.
“What do you mean? You would destroy my world?” she asks, still filled with the innocence of her youth. “But that's where Momma's village is.”
“I am a God of Destruction. Destroying planets whose time has come to be erased is my job.” he tells her. “Every world dies, one day. The Destroyer has to destroy it so another can one day take its place.”
“Ohhh, like Freeza!” she exclaims with a smile, happy to at least somewhat understand him. But then she gets serious, leaning in towards him and not subtly 'whispering' to him. “But if you ever try an' blow up Momma's planet, my Daddy'll kill you too. And you seem really nice Mister God Beerus, I don't want Daddy to have to kill you.”
As she says that last sentence everyone else freezes, looking to Beerus to see how the God will react. No one so much as breathes, the Destroyer's eyes narrowing at her a moment before turning his head slightly towards his attendant, speaking to him.
“Interesting... Whis. Tell me, is it true that this 'Crystal Sage' Chilli has slain a deity as well?” Beerus asks, the white-haired attendant summons a staff to his other hand, peering into it while still holding his bag of popcorn.
“Yes. In Sector four zero three two green, planet 473, one the locals call Earth, both Karn here and his firstborn son Chilli battled one of the Lords of Order, Nabu.” Whis states as if talking about the weather, projecting a round screen into the air above you all, giving you a third person's perspective on your battle with Chilli against that bastard God. And as you and Chilli overwhelm him in the past vision, dominating him without either of you taking so much as a serious hit, suddenly you understand why beings like the Supreme Kai of Time and Mechikabura have such interest in you. You and Chilli dominate the god in a matter of what would be seconds, had time not been stopped, then your son triumphantly decapitates him.
