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“It’s not against the rules to ride your buffalo to school, sir. I don’t have to go to your office.” You declare as an illustrious gentleman.
“Oh yeah? Not against the rules? Let’s see what the police have to say about this!” Conti pulls out his phone and dials the police. “Yes, this is the principal of Green Foothill, his Excellency Robert Conti, this is an emergency of the highest order! A no-good delinquent brought a buffalo to school and— t-they hung up?! W-What…?!”
“Hey, he’s my ride back home, don’t call animal control.” You wiggle your finger very slowly. “Or else…” You brandish your majestic buffalo.
“<span class="mu-s">G-Gaaah!</span> Keep that beast away from me! T-This isn’t over, Mr. Andooo!!!” Conti runs to the school to find shelter like a discount cartoon villain! His life is safe but not his reputation. He never had any before, but things can get worse. Not that it will shift dramatically.
Either way, the commotion doesn’t stop, in fact, it reaches a new high with derisive mockery towards the principal or plain laughter at how ridiculous the entire situation was. To some, perhaps it was a nervous reaction though, but you can’t tell.
As a good showman, the Buffalo smiled at his crowd of supporters, who cheered him on back. It seems the animal ended up being the more popular of you two. Part of you is glad you didn’t get everyone’s attention. Anyway, Conti’s escape wasn’t just a goofy retreat, but also a strategic move to order people to open the main gate for your furry friend. The thing is, some late students were arriving and couldn’t believe their luck to see the main gate wide open, their jubilation was cut short once they realized that there’s a buffalo inside – and ended up running away for their lives.
With the reins handed over to Suan De, the buffalo says goodbye to you, Ichie, and his fanatics. What a good lad.
