>>5699704This is neat and all, you interject, but is there a point to all this? You’re probably already hemorrhaging readers with this Thread 1 Dream Sequence!
“Zee point,” Master Laika growls, “Ees zat sometimes I am winnink zee dog fights… many timinks I am losink.”
Dang, you remark, those must have been some tough dogs!
“<span class="mu-s">WRONK!</span>” She snaps before kicking your side with her heel! “Beeg dog, small dog, eet matters not. Zee point ees zat everyone ees losink-but what must be done when zee battle ees lost?”
I dunno, you huff, <span class="mu-i">die</span>?
“Dyink ees for <span class="mu-s">WUSS</span>.” Replies your master before she gives you another kick. “Even in zee direst situationings you must fight on…” Her gray eye narrows once again for emphasis. “Even when theengs are seemingk to be hopeless…”
Hey, you mutter, she’s… you <span class="mu-s">GET</span> it! So even though shit falls apart-
“Make plan to bite off other dog ear later, yes.” She nods before <span class="mu-i">finally</span> standing up from your back! “Your plankink ees adequate for now. Rise.”
Fighting through the burning pain in your <span class="mu-s">DREAM ABS,</span> you scramble to your feet just when it looks like Master Laika’s about to punch you! So, you pant, what’s… what happens now?
“Eet ees your dream, Dieselchik.” She replies with a shrug of her scarred shoulders, “I’m figurink you are wakink up soon.”
In that case, you remark…
>CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? (WHAT?)>IT COOL IF WE FOOL AROUND?>I’M GONNA CHANGE YOU TO SOMEONE ELSE REAL QUICK… (WHO?)>THANKS, MASTER! GONNA WAKE UP NOW! (WAKE UP!)>WRITE-IN! 