>>6123123You feel a little drunk as you stand up, and everything in the room seems a bit... smaller... but that's fine! Oh, hey, what the hell? It's Mr. Bird! How'd he get here?!
"It's almost time, Fido." he says, "You're so close."
You ask him what he means.
"You and I both know the true day is almost here! But... there is something you've yet to be told."
You ask him what he means.
"You are the savior, Fido! I've finally seen it... what the end times will look like... and they are a fate worse than death! You are the only one who can stop the suffering!"
You have no idea what the hell this guy is talking about, but you're happy to see him all the same!
>Discuss the weather>Ask him how he's been>Ask about what he speaks of>Leave the room>Touch the top of your head>Something else 