>>5749545"I'm Richard Nixon" you say proudly "and I'm not a crook!!" "Ah tricky dicky Nixon. 37th president of the us. Republican. Ended the Vietnam war, won the space race, enforced desegregation-" "Damn right I did!!" "Resigned in disgrace after the Watergate scandal." ".. look pal no one is perfect" "don't worry we're giving you a chance to redeem yourself!! pick your weapon for the battle royale tricky dick!!"
>Spiked club>Wooden mallet>Pointy stick>Katana>________ 