>>5330511“<span class="mu-s">GOB!</span>” Gobs Tory as he hops into a fighting stance in front of you, “Ready to die yet?”
No, you groan as you gingerly rise to your feet, but is <span class="mu-i">he</span>?
A series of ‘<span class="mu-i">OOoOoOoO</span>’s rise from the crowd as the turkey irritably snaps his beak!
“N-no!” Cracking his snakelike neck by each individual vertebra, your opponent glances into the crowd impatiently!
“Is someone gonna give us a countdown or what!?”
“<span class="mu-i">I</span> will!” Exclaims a bold voice from within the horde! Pushing his way to the front comes a wobbly skeleton balancing on a pair of hooves–his horse skull stuck onto some kind of chimpanzee skeleton?
Before anyone can object, <span class="mu-r">CHIMPANZORSE</span> clicks his hoof on the ground prompting the whole crowd to roar ‘<span class="mu-s">ONE!</span>’
“No, no, <span class="mu-i">NO</span>, you idiots!” Snarls Tory, “Start at <span class="mu-s">THREE</span>, damn it! I get so confused when we start with one!”
Shrugging at his fellow affronts to creation, <span class="mu-r">CHIMPANZORSE</span> continues the count… this time from <span class="mu-s">THREE!</span>
“Hey uh,” Ly mutters as your ankle continues to protest against you, “You good, kid? We can still fight, yea?”
Yes, <span class="mu-i">LY</span>, we can still fight, you snarl! It’s a friggin’ <span class="mu-r">TWISTED ANKLE–</span> you’re not <span class="mu-i">dying</span>!
As soon as you say that, however, the roar of a gassed-up chainsaw rises above the cheering crowd–make that TWO!
“Hey Stanley…” begins Tory as he spins a pair of <span class="mu-r">AUTOMATED BONE SHAPERS</span> in his orangutan arms, “Looks like <span class="mu-i">this</span> turkey’s gonna carve <span class="mu-s">YOU!</span>”
Yea, alright, you shrug, you <span class="mu-i">might</span> be dying.
As the countdown continues, you decide to open things up with…
https://youtu.be/HrxVFcYecbo>SKIP THE COUNTDOWN! LASER EYE THIS IDIOT!>WAIT FOR THE COUNTDOWN AND COUNTER HIS STRIKE!>LET THE COUNTDOWN FINISH, THEN BLOW TORY AWAY WITH A RANGED ATTACK!>WRITE-IN! 