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Filled with the energy of a brand new day, you leap out of bed (disturbing your loyal horse Loretta in the process) and stride to the window. You slide the glass open and take a deep breath of the sunny morning air.
Then you spot a certain individual on the street below, and choke on that breath. It’s the deputy vice-sheriff! He’s roaming the town with an eye out for lowdown criminals to wrangle, and as it happens, that includes you. The deputy has the dubious honor of being the first feller to receive one of your patented smackdowns, so your relationship with the man is not exactly friendly.
You shut the window hurriedly and duck back into your room. If the deputy sees that you’re back in town, he might call in the boss sheriff to shake you around, or maybe he’ll just come up here to harass you himself.