Rolled 8, 13 = 21 (2d20)
>>5463900I dont know how many dice I get to throw for Goblins, so I'm throwing 2d20's
Goblin: Nilbog Ogbiln (first and last names spell goblin if you shuffle the letters, kek)
A towering two AND A HALF feet tall. Yeah! 'E's uh biggun yeah? Really likes to to grow mushrooms yeah? Not cuz they can grow anywhere damp and dark- cuz you can make BOOZE! Or poisons to make a cunt sick yeah? Course, rubbin shit onna stick'd and stabbin a git'd be bout the same hmm? Ey and he 'eeellly likes eating the ones that make you dream and see colors (that's color with a "u" ya gronk).
Real smart fella this green boy Mhmm! Knows all about mushroom kebabs, how to best season em to make em savory, make booze, make drugs, and how ta best use shit an piss to make em grow right and nice!
Now, his biggest, deepest, darkest secret?
He's an master dancer, as a ballerina to be precise. So nimble that he would put an elf to shame when you put him on a stage, but to too insecure to even show his other green skins for fear of being ostracized. If he could he'd be a dancer, that's where his true passion lies.O' n'hes not to shabby with stabbing and bashing too, but he mostly prefers to kill kill with a sling and mushroom toxins.
