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Rolled 2 (1d6)
Reaction of the Demented Clown, upon seeing you:
1 Instantly hurls a custard pie at your face. 1d20 permanent damage to Trauma (reduces max available) until you wipe off the disgusting yellow cream smears and obtain a change of clothes. Then the Demented Clown runs off giggling gleefully into the darkness
2 Slaps you across the face (1d20 damage to Blood), blows a raspberry at you and as you wipe the spittle from your eyes the Giggling Demented Clown is gone
3 Just annoyingly copies all your movements in mime, mirroring your actions back at you with make-believe invisible items
4 Stays completely still like a statue
5 Turns a cartwheel, with great difficulty, his large belly flopping with strenuous exertion
6 Listens to you attentively
