>>5349587>>5349641Glad to see that we have the same references good sirs.
>>5349589>>5349646The enemy continued to fly, the vile demon trying to help his wizard friend who seemed to be utterly humiliated by the wit of your insults. When he flied a bit over the battlements and readied himself to jump on the roof he told.
-What will you do... Cripple ? You are too weak to pose a threat...
You replied by laughing at this presumptuous fool. And asking him.
-And who are you, devil, to try to think that you may pose me a challenge ? You offspring of a man and a goat ?
The red faced demon, it wasn't his natural color threatened you with his sword and his ram horns. He began to tell a long monologue.
-What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch ? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Imperial Navy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on southrons, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top archer in the entire Bifurian armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me from your battlements? Think again, fucker. As we speak I see that you have only a dwarf and a human with clutches as weapons to stop me so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Royal Armoury of Bifuria and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" jape was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
