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The match is not starting. No matter what Fiora says, she can’t convince Galactic to partake in it.
“This is our last chance; you’ll be severely punished if you keep refusing.” Annoyed by the delay, Esperanza lets everyone know that refusing to beat the child will bring a worse fate than child abuse. “Don’t take it lightly.”
“Over the years, many in this solar system have learned that MY WILL IS [UNCORRUPTIBLE]. I even forsake reaching the [Venus Line] to stick to my beliefs. My decision is final: <span class="mu-s">I won’t bring harm to any of the kids of earth</span>.” Galactic refuses to hurt little Fiora.
“What? Don’t tell me you can’t beat a mere child?” Esperanza tries to manipulate the illogical astronaut.
“I know how to fight children, I used to be a [Daycare Teacher].” Galactic Calamity retorts.
The little girl raises her hand, asking permission to talk. Esperanza grants her the floor.
“What if we change the rules? If you manage to touch me, I’ll concede defeat.” Fiora nods her head.
“[Little Ms. Fiora]! Fairness is a nebulous concept, but under all considerable parameters, the playfield would be uneven in my favor – and I refuse to have an advantage.” Galactic considers it, even if he ultimately refuses.
“It won’t make a difference for me. If you reach me under any circumstances, I’d lose the match regardless of the rules.” Fiora confesses she has little ways to defend herself.
“I UNDERSTAND. But, to make this mission more enjoyable, I WILL ONLY BE VICTORIOUS IF I PAT THY HEAD IN UNDER A MINUTE.” The former daycare teacher raises one finger.
“Make it 3.” Fiora smiles. She thinks she’ll have it too easy.
“<span class="mu-s">[HAEIOU HAEIOU.]</span> WE HAVE REACHED A DEAL.” Galactic is happy to go along now.
“Stick to the rules!” Esperanza is annoyed at these changes as she continues shouting from her megaphone. “Agh, they’re gonna do whatever they want, aren’t they?”
“Took you too long to understand.” Jesse shakes his head.
“It’s better if you don’t annoy her, she’s kinda petty.” You give the effeminate boy advice.
“I can hear you both.” Esperanza pouts.
“I know.” Jesse has no fucks left to give.