>>5354769As your head begins to feel fuzzier than usual, it dawns on you:
This perfume <span class="mu-i">SUCKS!</span>
Shaking the scent out of your nostrils, you abandon your attack on the downed skeleton in favor of a really neat front flip! As the crowd cheers in amazement, your split-second judgment pays off–you scarcely make it into the air before Gretchen whiffs a mule kick aimed at where your face just was! As her attack goes wide, you land like a pro on the other side of her and deliver a kick of your own to her leather-clad hips!
Stumbling from the blow and taking her disgusting scent with her, that lone, dusty lightbulb in your head flickers to life with a plan! Reaching into your <span class="mu-g">JAR OF STICKERS,</span> you swiftly retrieve two about the diameter of your nostrils! Oh hey, they’re <span class="mu-g">NOSTRIL-PLUGGING STICKERS!</span> nifty! As you stick two of them on, it suddenly occurs to you that you’ve got a problem!
<span class="mu-s">YOU CAN’T BREATHE!</span>
Clutching your throat in panic, it only takes a few seconds for you to use up the last bit of oxygen in your lungs before you collapse like a sack of cinnamon-scented potatoes onto the pavement.
<span class="mu-s">DEAD.</span>
<span class="mu-r">GAME OVE-</span>
“Just breathe through your <span class="mu-i">mouth</span>, you moron.” Grumbles Ly as you snap back to reality! Oh yea, huh! Adjusting your breathing parameters, you take advantage of your new <span class="mu-g">SMELL IMMUNITY</span> just as the two remaining sisters rush you from both sides! Oh cool, you scoff, they’re gonna try <span class="mu-i">kicking</span> you again! Ha!
Oh crap, they’re gonna try <span class="mu-i">kicking</span> you again!
<span class="mu-b">ROLL 1d100+10 (+5 BUNNY SUIT, +5 DEMON STRENGTH, -0 PERFUME SCENT, BITCH) TO NOT GET KICKED! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS!</span>
