>>5569072You turn to the rest of the of squad, clapping your hands with a smirk. “An’ that’s that, ya don’ hafta look at my ugly mug anymore, or listen ta what I say. Good work, all of ya.” You say, turning back around and beginning to walk away. “I need ta go and report to the captain, so-”
“Hey, not so fast, bastard!” Momiji called out to you as you tried to slip out quickly. You sighed, having hoped to avoid this, but you supposed you had no choice.
“Mm? What is it, my sweet Momiji-chan?” You ask, swiveling around again as you do with a saccharine grin on your face. The disgust on her face from that comment alone made almost all of what had brought you to this point and the inevitable aftermath worth it.
“Never call me that again, you freak. Anyway… aren’t you forgetting something?”
“Hmm? And whatever could tha’ be?”
“Don’t play dumb, you idiot. You remember, right? The message!” She continues, exasperated, while Toyohisa looks between the two of you, seemingly amused.
“Ah, the message! From… ah, who was it again?”
“Fro- Aizen-fukutaicho, obviously!”
“Oh! That message!” You exclaim, clasping your hand to your face in seeming embarrassment. “Aizen’s message, the message from Aizen. That message.” You nod to yourself, seemingly trying to recall what it was. “Yeah, well, see-” You shunpo away faster than any of them can follow, heading straight to Hirako-taicho. Her reaction whenever she next saw you would be worth it.
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“So it went well?” Hirako-taicho asks as you step into his office, to which you shrug, falling into a comfortable, plush looking fabric seat, the man having his back to you as he paints the wall behind his desk a different colour to everything else in the room.
“Naturally.” You mutter, smirking, causing the man to turn around, grinning himself.
“Well? Go on then, I’m about to die from boredom.” He quips, dropping the paint brush on the floor, no doubt for Aizen to clean later.
You smirk, and tell him…
>Every minute detail, hoping to weasel out what his true intentions were sending you on the mission>A standard debrief, telling him everything critical>Only tell him the highlights, the parts you and he would find interesting 