>>5407575>>[Intermission]The classical news set is being shown on the screen. The hardworking anchor, her trusty steed, and an additional face welcome you all:
“Welcome back, dear viewers. This is Saraswati – you will, of course, remember me as the Goddess of Knowledge and Amelia’s partner.” The bear orders the papers in her paws.
“I’m Philohorse, a horse that is also Philonune. What a great evening we have tonight.” The chill horse is proud of the events.
“Don’t we usually show up before the lewd posting begins? They’re getting at it already!” The devil ‘Osbad’ complains. “Forget it, can we admit Johnny is partially evil now? 4 women in one week already!”
“My sponsor is telling you to shut up.” Philohorse neighs aggressively.
“Sorry, your gripes won’t be answered, we’re having important plot developments after this.” Saraswati explains to the unlikeable character. “To more important matters, the next segment you will witness still has its budget reduced, so there won’t be any flavor text to accompany it. More importantly, this is a warning to our audience that the following segment will be rated for adults only, and viewer discretion is advised.” The bear reads aloud.
“What a copout...” Osbad frowns.
“Give them the ‘D’, partner.” Philonune proudly backs his partner.
The bear sighs. “Have sex responsibly and stay safe, everyone.” Saraswati cuts the segment off.
