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Moongarm
An ensouled exotic, and pampered faerusynth pet companion of Lady Praxagora. It appears to be adaptable to many quadruped forms, and currently has adopted the guise of a curious deer. Moongarm stares at you with a curious puzzlement.
After a moment of hesitation - some old fragment of recollection knotted in your mind, like seaweed tangled around driftwood, spin ice; dysprosium titanate? stannate? Bah - probably of no use, at such temperatures - you launch confidently into a long rant and expostulate at length about how this mythical lodestone of one pole is utterly ridiculous, defying all known laws and the natural Order of the Synthemata, the cosmogony of the universe... There can be no multipolarity, the North and Global South must be bound to each other, just as East is bound to West, the Heavens bound to the Earth, lest the Altar Spire and Nine Realms all unravel.
Therefore this Sea in front of you cannot exist, to prove it you will simply stride forth into this fake Lightning Sea, and you will display your scorn and contempt by urinating upon it, it is all a figment of the imagination.
As you begin defiantly undressing yourself and removing your clothes, you hear a shriek of horror from the shore by the sea cave:
- Lady Sadarnuna! The Sea has brought Madness! We must stop this-this... outrage?! I cannot bear to look upon it!
