>>5711589Leaving the <span class="mu-s">TOILET CONTROL PANEL</span> to her, you make your way around the rest of the bathroom and pilfer the <span class="mu-s">BUBBLE BATH MIX</span> as you flick open the <span class="mu-s">BOOK OF FISH FACTS</span> to a random page!
Huh.
“Whatja’ find?” Asks Pepper as she glances your way expectantly!
Apparently most fish are <span class="mu-s">COLD-BLOODED</span>, you recite. You’re pretty sure you knew that one…
“Do another!” She chirps!
‘The <span class="mu-s">KELPIE</span>,’ you continue as your eyes linger on the artist’s interpretation of a scantily-clad fish-like girl clad in nothing but seaweed, ‘was believed to be a shapeshifting Irish spirit residing around waterways… like mermaids, many believe them to be real, but it’s been a long time since a ‘Kelpie Sighting’ has occurred…’
“Plenty of mermaid sightings though, right?” Shivers Pepper. “Hard to believe they’re just a myth!”
Yea, you scoff, just like <span class="mu-i">vampires</span>, right? Turning the page one more time, you’re nearly floored when you’re treated to a picture of a <span class="mu-i">VERY</span> hairy fish! What the hell!?
“What is it!?”
‘Did you know the hairiest fish on Earth is an American? It’s true!’ You blink. Good for him?
“Keep reading!” Pepper groans as she scuttles over next to you!
‘Known to locals as ‘<span class="mu-s">LUDWIG</span>’’, you continue, ‘the fish has been sighted all over the United States in both fresh <span class="mu-i">AND</span> salt water! Keep your eyes peeled on a fishing trip and he might just visit you too!’
Well <span class="mu-i">that’s</span> a trip, you sigh. If you could track down something like that…
“<span class="mu-i">NOW</span> you’re feeling it, sandcrab!” Snickers Pepper as she returns to the toilet, “The <span class="mu-s">REPORTER’S HIGH!</span>”
Not really, you grunt as you check your hair in the mirror for the fourth time in the last three minutes like any good Italian, you just wanna make enough to not deliver pizzas anymore!
>INVENTORY PASTEBIN UPDATED!https://pastebin.com/RuZL1Xgh>ROLL ME 2d100’s… 1 FOR TOILET BUTTONS AND ONE FOR SOMETHING ELSE! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS!>>5711590All according to plan....
