>>6052373>>6052383>>6052386>>6052489>>6052506Our good ol' boys, Michael the pre-war spectre and Johnny the bovine gunslinger find themselves on their first adventure preventing yet another penguin takeover of Ooo. Michael jokes about Johnny's outfit looking identical to an old Clint Eastwood movie while he scavenges some junk to use in his gun against the penguins.
What does he find?
>Gumballs: Non-penetrative, low damage, but extremely sticky and capable of incapacitating most foes with a single shot>Flambo: "Ay uh, why are you stuffing me in a bag?" Non-penetrative, and only a single shot- but results in an explosive fireball; Flambo may return depending on your treatment of him.>Neptr: "You have found me master! It has been... 247 years since we started, boy do you look different." Provides endless pies for various uses, it is extremely ineffective as ammunition but he makes a mean pie and knows about technology.>Ancient stakes: Presumably made for dealing with vampires, it is a pile of stakes of varying sizes. High damage, penetrative, and effective against vampires should you happen to encounter one other than Marceline after centuries. Unfortunately, they are fragile and will splinter to pieces after being used to penetrate cover.As he finishes scavenging he looks over to Michael in confusion, "Who the math is Clint Eastwood?" Shaking his head Johnny dismisses it "Before your time- is that a fire at the edge of the forest?" Nearly entering the grasslands the pair find the end of the forest engulfed in flames, penguins slashing at wildlife with blazing swords. In the distance, a shining glint of the demonic wishing eye makes a single flaming penguin stand out as it dances on top of the burning, decayed remains of Finn and Jake's treehouse. He's approaching a giant bottle conveniently located next to the treehouse as a circle of penguins cheer and dance in celebration around it. Crude writing labels the contents of the bottle- "Sweet P."
What do Johnny and Michael do?
>"We're coming Sweet Pea!" Charge through the horde of flaming penguins in an attempt to stop the giant bottle from being smashed.>Write In 