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Execution? Prisoners of war? Inside the castle you built with your own two hands? It’s a sacred place created for comfiness, not torture! You need to take control of the land in the name of the Comfy Kingdom before it’s too late. You shall rule over everyone! Including your allies full of bloodlust, as the sins they’re about to commit are… <span class="mu-s">uncomfy</span>.
“Before we go on with whatever this is… Sugar, help me out. Hold this for a second.” You bury a parasol stick in the sand in front of the main gate. “Keep it steady.”
“…Understood.” Matilda hesitated for a second, she wanted to charge you for the help but decided not to.
Everyone stops moving to watch what you two are doing. You tie the Mysterious Purple scarf from this morning to the stick, it waves like a flag when a breeze hits – it’s majestic.
“Explain.” The lead Executioner Chio wants answers. What is this flag?
“It’s a symbol.” You smile at how beautiful it is.
“Of what?” Chio is still waiting for the explanation.
“That this castle belongs to the Comfy Kingdom.” You pose like a king.
Everyone shares looks, confused, yet intrigued.
“I thought you guys were the Noon Construction Works.” Oliver points out.
“Everyone objected to that name.” Matilda shuts that down.
“Maybe it’s just me, but I’m not following…” Grace looks around, trying to gauge if she’s not the only one.
“It means I’m the King of this castle. That’s all.” You put both hands behind your back.
“It’s all nonsense, understood, keep walking, gi—” Chio scoffs but gets cut off.
“And as King, everyone shall follow my rule <span class="mu-i">with no exceptions</span>.” You weren’t done.
Matilda kicks down your flag without remorse.
“You’re no king.” Matilda objects to your monarchy.
“…!” The tomatoes (sans Chio) gasp.
“Woah, that sounds like war to me.” Oliver is a shit-stirrer.
“Who made you, King, dear?” Chio mockingly asks.
<span class="mu-s">How do you respond?</span>
>“I put my flag first, that’s how it works.” Let your nonsensical logic be your guiding light.
>“The people did. You don’t have to listen to them! You don’t have to be buried! Attack those two!” Rally the oppressed to take control!
>“You did, my queen.” Take Chio to your side. Betray Matilda. She’s too uncomfy for your kingdom.
>“Aww…” Lament this failed takeover… for now. Go on with the execution.
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