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shit
it seems like the reboot went a little uh.. sideways.
but MAN, smell that air! 1998, Y2K looming right on the horizon, things ran like clockwork and by clockwork you mean at a glacial fucking pace through dial up and having to make do with 16mb of ram, maybe less, but it's the 90s BABY!!
God this shit's fucking crusty, might be the early onset dementia ravaging through your soft fleshy hard drive.
But you do remember that day! that was a good bit, the pricing gun and the big puffy bag, a hoot and a holler, elevated to comedic perfection by your doppelganger popping out of thin ai-wait...
Alright the shituation is DIRE, worsened by what might be the early onset dementia making everything crusty and slow, or maybe that's just your brain at regular capacity; you REALLY shouldn't be poking around in here, this is DEEP STORAGE, not the random access stuff you depend on for everyday life, one wrong step and you wipe out the memory block that holds your ability to speak, read and write, or even worse, the block with all the BUSTY BRUNETTES you carefully studied and catalogued by eye color and shoe size throughout the 90s! holy shit that'd be fucking catastrophic.
BUT. You're here to find RANDS remember, he's probably in here somewhere....
>T SPIGOT HEY SPIGOT WHERE'S RANDS
>EXIT SCENE, ONTO THE NEXT SCENE, HE MIGHT BE THERE
>PUNCH YOURSELF IN THE FUCKING FACE
>T SPIGOT T SPIGOT T SPIGOT T SPIGOT T [Write In]
