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<span class="mu-s">[Intermission]</span>
“Welcome to the news, dear viewers. I’m Philohorse, a horse that is also Philonune.” A cheerful horse that you have no way of knowing breaks all canon to welcome you to the show. “Since this is a recollection of Johnny’s past memories, my appearance here doesn’t contradict the canon, except for the fact that I am a horse. Regardless, I’m alone again this time around and —”
“<span class="mu-s">WAIT!</span> I wasn’t HIS FIRST?!” A desperate Nina Uccelli appears on stage as the camera focuses on her. She’s totally in shock! “H-He gave Meow Meow Lawyer to her before me, NOW THIS?!”
“...That’s not something a teacher should be proud of.” Philohorse deadpans. “As I was saying, the following segment is rated for adults only, and viewer discretion is advised. Oh, and the drawings will be in HD.”
“T-T-That’s not my point! Am I special to him in any way now? This is all I have!” The naughty teacher argues.
“...You’re the first one he had sex with *twice*.” Philohorse finds a way to comfort her.
“I-Is that all I’m good for?!” Nina is in shock again!
“Debatable. He hasn’t returned again, correct?” Philohorse ignores Love Scramble because its canonicity is in question.
“A-Are you trying to make me feel better or not?!” Nina is losing her marbles over this.
“I’m just a horse.” Philohorse manages to shrug somehow.
“…” Nina stays silent for a moment, now looks right into the camera. “Johnny, if you’re watching, we can do it again as many times as you’d like! I’ll do whatever you want! PLEASE! FIND ME! I LOVE YOU!”
“None of these statements are canon or conducive of the character’s real personality. Now, security, take this woman away.” Philohorse wants Crazy Nina gone.
“C’mon, Magumbos, we’re going.” The security Yu Yans come over to take the perverted woman away.
“<span class="mu-i">NO! I’M SPECIAL TO HIIIIIIIM…! SPECIAL TO JOOOOHNNYYYY!!!</span>” This lewd fake Nina is taken away by the security.
“….Have sex responsibly, and stay safe, everyone. And never forget to give them the ‘D’, or else, this is what happens...” Philohorse ends the segment as the screams of a spinster are heard all around the world.
(This is the only post today. Due to how long the drawings will take, tomorrow I'll be posting everything else as soon as I can! Thank you for your understanding!)
