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Stifling laughter at the expected outcome, you struggle to move him at least to the couch and cover him in a blanket before turning off the TV and the lights, just the kitchen lit in case he gets up later.
<span class="mu-b">"Hoo-ee! Bwuh-huh lookit that... soooo weird!"</span>
Getting up and moving around though, you soon find your own difficulty with being tipsy as your body's elasticity becomes quite unpredictable. Like dreams or the feeling of trying to move through molasses, except for you it feels like your body is made of molasses as you struggle to keep upright on wobbly and floppy limbs. A couple times reaching out to stop yourself from falling and stretching your arm farther than you normally could have... you think. Of course it'll pass, give it awhile once you get upstairs and you'll be back to normal you reckon. Eventually flopping down on your bed and feeling your extremities start to soften and spill out over the sheets like melting ice cream.
Ah, but even though it's late and you're not in the best condition to be hurrying about, you're not tired and maybe it's the drinks but you're feeling pretty bold... like you'd want to go out and perform your first crime tonight anyway! That sounds like fun, a little trouble to cap off your birthday. You're not out of it enough to realize that is a bad idea, but it seems like a fun bad idea nevertheless.
>Absolutely! Once you're a little more clearheaded, you'd love to get out there and get up to some trouble!
>Perhaps some moderation? You'd like to get up to a caper but maybe something not so serious? A minor crime, or even a little personal revenge, to get a first taste for villainy!
>Eh... maybe better to play it safe and call it a night. You can still do stuff here at home if you wish, like planning more or practicing with your powers, but don't risk blundering into something.
>A terrible write-in?
