>>5247533“So what’s the plan now?” Mitzi asks as she polishes off the rest of her beer. FINALLY!
“Now,” Replies the bar wench as she hands a <span class="mu-g">SET OF KEYS WITH A LIFE PRESERVER KEYCHAIN</span> over to the turkey, “you lads take the fancy black vessel out back with our compliments!”
“<span class="mu-s">GOB!</span> No rest for the wicked!” Tory replies as he stuffs the keys into his ribs! “Does it got a name?”
“Aye,” Nods the barmaid, “She be ‘<span class="mu-i">The Dramatic Irony</span>’. Couldn’t tell ye the meanin’, though.”
“SQUAWK! It refers to-”
“No matter!” Laughs the turkey as he shoves his parroty counterpart out of the way, “As long as it aids me in my <span class="mu-r">REVENGE QUEST,</span> it can be called whatever it wants!” Turning to you with a devious twinkle in his eye socket, Tory holds his claw out as if to help you out of your seat. “You’ve been a huge help, Dingo… I wonder–would you be willing to help me a bit more?”
You blink. Exsqueeze me?
“Dealing with Stanley will be easy, but her <span class="mu-i">lackeys</span> might… <span class="mu-i">complicate</span> things, especially when we’re setting the trap near the van. We both have the same <span class="mu-s">GOB</span>... will you join me and my comrades?”
“At least until we drop the boat off! Please?” pleads Darwin!
“I feel like we’ve all got <span class="mu-i">really</span> good chemistry here!” Thelonius adds!
“Arrr, I’ll join ye’ too!” Two-Patch adds, earning a trio of withering gazes from the animalgamations! “... a-actually, I’ve got a thing or two ta’ be doin’ here, and…”
“Whaddaya think, bo-err, <span class="mu-i">HANDSOME?</span>” Dinga/Mitz asks with a coquettish wink! “Wanna go for a ride?”
You respond with a blink. Is she coming on to you?
“She’s askin’ if ya’ wanna follow these mooks onto da’ boat, cupcake.”
Oh! Y-yea, that was your second guess! Anyways, you continue, let’s think about it!
>YES! LET’S SET THE TRAP RIGHT NOW!>YEA, BUT YOU STILL WANNA HANG AROUND A LITTLE LONGER!>NAH, BUT HE’D BETTER REMEMBER WHAT YOU TOLD HIM!>WHAT IF YOU TOOK THE BOAT SOMEWHERE ELSE?>BEFORE YOU GO, YOU WANNA ASK A FEW QUESTIONS!>WRITE-IN! 