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Whisked away on whimsical winds, you wash ashore in a particularly thick hunk of dreamstuff… its fluffy outer membrane sticking to you like taffy as your ears are beset and your body is rocked by the cacophonous sound of a roaring crowd!
Blinking in confusion, but amped up by the cheers, you look down and find yourself…
>Standing on stage with a guitar slung over your shoulder and a worn pick in your hand! (+MUSIC)
>Shredding a gnar to the delight of a raucous beach party! (+SURFING)
>Teetering on the top rope, your mask-clad matchup staring wide-eyed at your incoming aerial assault! (+WRESTLING)
>Gliding across a checkered disco floor–the gaudy lights only adding to the spectacle as you effortlessly bust a move! (+DANCING)
>Bat in hand with a mouth full of chewing tobacco–it’s the bottom of the ninth inning, the bases are loaded, and the pitcher’s getting tired! (+BASEBALL)
>Wrestling the mother of all catches on the end of your line, the spool squealing like a pack of pigs as you struggle to stay in your dinghy! (+FISHING)
>Preparing the crowd for your final act: your trusty assistant grinning as you prepare to make her disappear! (+MAGIC TRICKS)
>WRITE-IN TALENT!
Next update will probably have to wait until tomorrow, folks. Been a really bad day and I'm feeling drained. Long story short, had to return the dog due to the vet pretty much confirming her inevitable blindness in her other eye and our current living situation's inability to accommodate that. Dog's healthy and fine, but I miss her already. Apologies for the bloo-hooing and for the delays
