>>6135087>All members of the MSA are now required by law to grow facial hair. If this is not possible, fake facial hair will be provided.Just make sure they've got decent adhesive on them, not like the cheap Nemoidian ones. I don't even know why they like them that long, it makes them look like they stole cut off padawan braids and stuck them under their noses.
Last year for Halloween I dressed up like a Pizza Chef, complete with flour stained apron and fake mustache. Since I bought a bunch of cheap one's off of Amazon, I didn't feel the need to keep them around in my desk drawer taking up space, so I gave them out to the kids along with the candy. All of them seemed to love the idea of getting a fake 'stash to wear, especially the girl who came dressed as a hockey player. Did it again this year, with much the same amount of enthusiasm from the kids, even more so than the old fucks across the street giving out full sized candy. Felt good to have a kid remember my house and ask if I was giving out the same mustaches like last year.>Do they have e-cigs and shit in Star Wars now?I mean, they've had hookahs in there for a while, so maybe some sort of e-hookah got in one of the modern shows or movies? There's also mention of Stimsticks in FFG's gear splat, which are popsicle stick sized pieces of soft wood soaked in a minor stimulant.
>Does that mean he has a cool mask? Or a boring mask that everyone says is cool, at least?Well, at the very least it will probably won't be made out of grey burlap with some moonrunes stitched in blue... Perhaps he shelled out some actual cash and got one made in the plastoid stuff used for Stormtrooper armor?
>PicNot exactly relevant to Star Wars, but I think we might find some use out of this Max Payne meme.
