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In a rare moment of clarity, you recall that someone earlier mentioned you might be resistant to possession! You can’t really remember why, but the fact that someone might have said it is good enough for you, so you waste no time in ordering everyone else to plug their ears!
No cheating, Talbot!
“D’aww <span class="mu-i">maaaan</span>...”
With your fellow janitor being the last one to close their ears (Lil’ Stanley beat him to it by a good minute or so), you cautiously hold the <span class="mu-g">RADIO</span> close to your mouth and mutter a quiet ‘<span class="mu-i">yyyellow?</span>’
“Hey hot stuff. You alone?”
Wh-<span class="mu-i">WHA?!</span> The question nearly bowls you over as you smack backwards into the wall! <span class="mu-i">Wh-why?!</span>
“Because I’ve been trying to reach you for almost an <span class="mu-i">hour</span>, you dweeb.” Replies Mitzi’s eternally-chill voice. “Did you guys kill the last <span class="mu-r">LIEUTENANT</span> yet? We’re getting hungry up here and the <span class="mu-r">MERMAIDS</span> are getting really annoying.”
Mitzi’s sudden transmission leaves you flatfooted. Ly’s gone, the others are plugging their ears… h-how do you know this isn’t a <span class="mu-r">DEMON</span> or something!?
“Nah, dude, the <span class="mu-r">SEA DEMON</span> ran off a while ago.” The voice replies. “Are you good? You sound kinda tense. Play your cards right and I can give you a <span class="mu-i">mean</span> back massage when you get back. It’ll cost ya’, of course. Just kidding~!”
Damn, you hiss to yourself, Mitzi’s <span class="mu-i">always</span> making weird jokes, but <span class="mu-i">anyone</span> can do that! Wait, you sputter, why the heck is she on this channel anyways!? You were using that other one, probably!
“Yea, we <span class="mu-i">were</span>.” She scoffs in mock irritation. “And I finally found you on <span class="mu-i">this</span> one. Why were <span class="mu-i">you</span> changing channels, huh?”
<span class="mu-i">DAMN, SHE’S GOOD!</span> Letting her question go, you rack your brain for something that could tell you whether she’s the real deal or not… but what could that be!?
>JUST ASK HER OUTRIGHT: IS SHE THE REAL DEAL?
>ASK HER ABOUT HER DAD AND SISTER–IT’S HARSH, BUT IT OUGHTA’ WORK!
>HAVE HER TELL YOU SOMETHING ONLY THE REAL MITZI WOULD KNOW!
>GET SOMEONE ELSE ON THE LINE! YOU WANNA SPEAK TO THEM! (WHO?)
>JUST HANG UP–THIS IS TOO WEIRD!
>COLLECTORDEMONSAYSWHAT?!
>BELIEVE HER! WHY WOULD MITZ DECEIVE YOU ABOUT THIS CRAP?
>WRITE-IN!
