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If the events of the last few hours have been any indication, you’re gonna have a little meet-n-greet with the local authorities eventually… that goes double for that ‘Temple Guard’ Volka and Morook were talking about before. Still, you decide to do to these inevitable confrontations what you do to your dirty dishes:
Leave ‘em until they become a problem!
T, you begin, the girl in question’s eyes lighting up like firecrackers covered in glitter, what’s this back route?
“You’re gonna <span class="mu-i">loooooove iiiiiitt~</span>” she sings, expertly dodging yet another simple question. “Trust me: I don’t even use the main gates anymore! Too much traffic!”
“You sure, Rook?” Inquires Volka with a hint of worry in her tone, “I’m sure they won’t hassle you if we mention your new position in <span class="mu-b">THE LAMPLIGHTERS!</span>”
“Oh Hells, I <span class="mu-i">knew</span> I recognized your voice…” Groans Oti as he furrows his brows even further, somehow, “You’re the ringleader of those loons that run around at night causing trouble, aren’t you?”
“Heheh~trouble’s the cause: <span class="mu-i">WE’RE</span> the effect!” The Skog retorts with a smug grin!
“That doesn’t make any sense.”
“I agree! Oh <span class="mu-i">Crime</span>...” Oti answers your bodyguard’s dismissive shake of her head with one of his own, albeit for slightly different reasons.
“Show us this back route, Spinner. I can’t be held accountable for what I’ll do if I stay in her presence any longer.”
“Sure, just gotta get my bearings~” Replies the aforementioned Spinner as she starts to sample the air with several deep sniffs, “Oh, where should we meetcha’ when we’re inside, Volkie?”
“V-<span class="mu-i">Volkie?</span>” Replies the Skog, her voice sporting a rare shade of embarrassment, “Erm, let’s meet at the <span class="mu-b">EMPTY BOTTLE APOTHECARY</span>--it’s near <span class="mu-b">THILO’S FOUNTAIN.</span>”
“Ooh, I know that neighborhood!” Swoons the Spinner! “There’s a bakery nearby with the best crumb cakes… and they just <span class="mu-i">throw out</span> half of it every day for some reason! What a waste!”
“Disgusting creature.” Mutters Oti as he stares at the Durher like an unflushed toilet.
You’re suddenly not as enthused about your decision. Right as you’re about to chance a meeting with the guards, Tzah-Tzie straightens up with wide eyes!
“Got it! Take the reins, Volkie! The rest of you can follow me!”
Snatching the Strider Guider out of your hands and tossing it to Volka, TT hops off the caravan and lands like a cat on the gro-
Wait, nope, she lands like a potato on a steep incline.
Man, she just keeps rolling…
“You next, hero.” Offers Oti as he gives you a firm, definitely not playful shove!
“Wait fer me!”
“Oh no you don’t!” Snarls Volka as she snatches Salty Suutz mid-leap! “Careful out there, Ant!”
A LITTLE LAAAAAATTTTEEE!!!
>Roll 1d100+2 (+5 Willpower!, -3 Uneven footing) to not break anything on the way down! Best of 3!
