>>6008209>>6008546You consider telling the wizard to buzz off and just read the book instead of calling 911 but you ponder for a moment and realize there's no real reason why you can't call 911 AND check out the book. As such you grab the book before briefly heading outside as you take out from underneath your top hat your cell phone and begin dialing 911.
*ring*
*ring*
*ring*
A lady picks up "Hello 911 what is your emergency?"
"Hi, I'm uhh... Anonithan a friend of mine would like me to report an incident at his tower someone err... a friend of my friend I think has passed out at some point and he doesn't appear to be breathing can you send an ambulance?"
The lady pauses for a moment before responding "Okay. Did you say this happened at a tower?"
"Correct."
"Right, now is it a normal tower or a wizard tower?"
"A... wizard tower?"
"Alrighty, the magic police shall be on their way shortly we shall make sure everything is taken care of, have a nice day."
"Wait wha-" The call ends abruptly as you begin to ponder exactly what sending the magic police entails regardless you don't have time to worry you have a book to read! You put your phone back under your top hat and begin skimming the book...
**THE MAGIC POLICE WILL ARRIVE IN THREE TURNS**
>roll 1d20 to attempt to gleam the secrets of understanding slav runes from the magic book 