"So, trim down some of the boring stuff."
"GET TO THE [0 dimension shape]!"
"And there you go."
You quickly dismiss the two before your ears get fucking blown out. Schizophrenic aside you can't exactly say S2's ideas were horrid? You silently edit away at the footage before dialing in the number to A-Company.
>-5 A-Energy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMwM6hLEyeY "HELLo, HEllo!" A disgustingly cheerful, feminine voice blares from the receiver. "I love you! A-Company loves you! What do you want to talk about, my beloved audience member!" God, it feels like a voice only a creepy old Harvester would love.
"Yeah, yeah." You prop your feet up. "I got some footage from a recent little skirmish. I was wondering if I could ask for some payment for it. Quite some bloody, high energy stuff."
"Oh, oh, interesting, sir! Could I possibly get a small snippet to see how well the footage was taken? We get offers like this ALL the time! We love every submission equally!"
"Some are just more equ-"
"Yeah, yeah, here. Heard that, uh, 'big bang' cereal might like it?" You send over the file that's just the explosion isolated alongside a few other bits Spamton pestered you to cut up and show before he left.
You hear the footage being played over the line. You drum your fingers as you wait. Eventually she taps her fingers and makes a sweet little 'hmm!'
"Well, it's pretty rough. Low quality, recorded directly from facility cameras...buuut we're willing to buy this up! I got a handful of choices for you, sir! Please select one of the following!"
"Big Bang Cereal (trademarked) would LOVE that explosion! Good eye on that, sir! We'll put it on the early morning time slot as an ad for your facility!" Huh, if they advertise you, you might get <span class="mu-g">better sponsorships for a short bit.</span>
But early morning? Not exactly what you were looking for. You try to think on how to continue from here...
Select what payment you'll take.
>A blood stained clown suit and unicycle. Only for the most feared, robust combatants. Are you down with the clown?>"Bruce". G.Gallus specimen that was the former mascot of a canceled A-Corp show. You feel like your facility is safer when he's around.>HIDDEN CAMERA x2. Install into any android. Allows you to see through their eyes from your console. Good for exploring floors you haven't been to.>Two A-Brand 20% off coupons. Accepted by most coupons, A-Corp has that starpower after all.>Four VHS tapes of Hirose Yoshihiro's greatest films. Good at keeping employees entertained and for Bonding works with certain anomalies.>"You know, you should reconsider. May I interest you in..." Haggle with them. (Write in. What's your angle? Better payment, better timeslot for better sponsorships, multiple rewards? And how do you want to try convincing them?)>"You know, none of these are worth it." Hang up. Waste of time, honestly. 