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<span class="mu-i">The elf-things of Ulthuan !</span>
Oh, most brilliant ! The knife ears have had it good long enough !
<span class="mu-i">Yes-yes, they shall fear !</span>
Now that you had chosen such a wondrous target, oh most strategically intelligent one, you must decide what foul fate shall befall these overly arrogant ones !
<span class="mu-i">They shall be destroyed-crushed !</span>
Most eloquent ! But…erm, exactly how ?
<span class="mu-i">What-what ?</span>
No matter how much I agree with you, the most greatest, wondrous, petulant deity, I feel like I must inform you that going after Ulthuan will be a wee bit difficult:
<span class="mu-i">Out-speak it !</span>
Well, there are magical wards guarding the entire isle, making anyone who desires to get to Ulthuan utterly lost upon the waves, so sending your children over the sea will be a bit difficult, not to mention the trauma they shall experience being so close to water for so long. I may even shed a tear for their suffering !
<span class="mu-i">Good-good, fear they shall, conquer-beat the elf-things they shall !</span>
If you are so certain, oh most diseased and decaying, and incompetent, and plagued, and terrifying one ! But if you would allow it, there are other options.
<span class="mu-i">What-what was one of those ?</span>
What was, your most interesting of deities ?
<span class="mu-i">AARRghh. Go.</span>
Oh, yes. That would be tunnelling, your horned majesty, but even that is difficult, there appears to be strong magics in place that prevent tunnelling, but of course, if you throw your children at it, there is no doubt that they shall of course succeed ! They are the most glorious race to have ever existed after all, given purpose by you.
<span class="mu-i">Yes-yes, they shall succeed-win ! Great tunnels will collapse-fall their cities, elf-things shall die, warpstone shall be everywhere-everywhere !</span>
It no doubt shall, but, if I may, just one final, teensy, weensy, idea. The elf-things do have one town opened, one place where, certain, no doubt courageous, brave, and in no means beaten and stuffed into boxes, your children could spread great diseases from !
<span class="mu-i">Disease ? Yes-yes, I am God-God of disease, I shall spread it !</span>
Oh, most wondrous. Unfortunately, I must inform that your children are currently fighting a small civil war, nothing to concern yourself about, oh most entropy spreading by your smell one, but it does hinder your resources. How shall you strike against these foolish elf-things ?
>My children shall dig-dig great tunnels !
>A great fleet-fleet shall be built-built !
>A great disease shall be made-made and unleashed !
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