>>6303820“R-Right.” You adjust your glasses. “Have you met Matilda? I think you’d make great friends since she’s the strongest and fittest girl I know.”
“She was! You’ve met me now. If my answer doesn’t satisfy you, pit us against each other and I’ll demonstrate I have no equal.” Lydie is ready to take on anyone! “Modesty aside, any person who impressed you is worth meeting, my dear gem! It’s a thrilling event to find someone who can be my match, just like you are doing! I’m certain you’re as overjoyed to meet me as I am to talk to you! Do you feel your heart pounding as well?” She places her hands over her chest, obviously thrilled by what she’s feeling.
“Hmm…” Your loyal dog takes note of Matilda’s name...
“That’s *a* question, I need more! Give me more attention!” Lydie bounces on the bed, making everyone else there go up and down too.
“I heard you’re like a Priestess or something? What’s up with that?” You know your loyal dog and your proto-cow wouldn’t lie to you about this.
“Glory to the church as I’m part of it!” Lydie does the wave by herself.
“Of Beauty?” You take a guess.
“Beauty? That’s a misnomer from long past. No need for descriptors, there’s only *one* Church, and we’re it.” Lydie clarifies.
“Huh, I heard some people from the Church call themselves that.” This is the softest way you find to contradict her.
“It’s a layman's term, else they’d get us confused with the temples or as a new organization. I care not for practicality! Truth is always ahead!” Lydie is surprisingly strict about it. Reminds you of a certain redhead…
“So you’re a priestess then?” You raise an eyebrow.
“I used to be. I was removed for being a heretic.” Lydie dryly responds. “I don’t regret it one bit… because it’s all thanks to you.”
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This is going to be a bigger headache than you were expecting, isn’t it?
Either way, that’s it for this week’s thread, thanks for playing, and see you next time!