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Crossbill is right. It’s your responsibility. You don’t want to cause more damage, so you’re going to take hefty measures to make sure everyone is okay for now.
You sigh loudly. “Yes, I know what to do. I’m always prepared for a situation like this.” You pull out your paper bag to wear, then you grab a cardboard box by the kitchen to use as a shirt. You’re the saddest knight in the kingdom. “Ready…” This is what you have to do to help...
“<span class="mu-i">What are you doing? What’s this supposed to be...?</span>” Crossbill is laughing hysterically.
“I’m profoundly irritated that this paper bag business got a whole lot worse…” Suan De is so annoyed this is a recurring thing.
“Y-You think I’m happy like this?!” You rip two holes in the box to properly do a sassy pose with your arms on your blocky hips.
“Yes. It wouldn’t happen every day if it wasn’t the case.” Suan De jeers.
“Well! You’re wrong! Super wrong!” You expertly argue back. “I’m doing it for them, so they don’t have to suffer anymore…” You’re always willing to make the sacrifice.
“Wait, you think covering yourself is going to make them snap out of it?! <span class="mu-i">What a riot!</span>” Crossbill laughs even harder as she slaps her thighs and points at you mockingly.
“Huh? Where am I?” Ichie snaps out of it!
“And it worked?! <span class="mu-i">HAHAHAHAHA~!!!</span>” Crossbill is in tears.
“I don’t know what caused your laughter, but I feel demeaned.” Ichie is a little peeved.
“As you should.” Suan De furrows her eyebrows.
“I-I shook it off a moment before Johnny felt inclined to do... <span class="mu-i">that</span>.” Ruby is still embarrassed by her reaction, but boy, she looks at your armor like it’s the van...
“Do what? <span class="mu-s">Oh no!!![ /b]” Ichie gasps upon the realization you’re half man and half box…
“I had to do it for you all…” You tell Ichie since she’s the only one who was too shocked to follow all the events.
“But this is a travesty! Everyone is making fun of you like this!” Ichie doesn’t like it.
“Relax, I can endure it.” You smile even if it’s covered by the paper bag.
“You shouldn’t bear this pain alone. I’ll display my solidarity by following in your footsteps!” Ichie puts on her own cardboard box shirt! “Behold!” Ichie is happy to join you because she didn’t notice how sad you look.</span>