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Okay, you say with a small nod, but you’re gonna play it mad–throw ‘em off a little, maybe make them not wanna get involved!
“Don’t go easy on me now~” TT replies with a wink before making a show of backing away from you with genuine worry in her eyes! “S-sweetheart, you’re… you’re <span class="mu-i">scaring me!</span>”
Oh <span class="mu-i">THIS</span> scares you, you snarl, earning a few audience members as you stomp after your ‘beau’, wait until she sees what you do <span class="mu-i">NEXT!</span>
“Please… i-it w-was only a few bells, hon-” She sputters, her meek voice trembling with each syllable!
It’s <span class="mu-s">ALWAYS</span> a ‘few bells’, you roar, causing the Durher to hop in genuine shock! You know what? You’re gonna teach her a <span class="mu-s">LESSON!</span> Maybe then she’ll be able to count better! A well-timed table acts as the cherry on top: harnessing every last drop of rage you can muster, you fling the furniture aside and send an avalanche of tableware and drinks crashing to the floor!
All eyes in the crowd fall on you now–some mortified, others sizing you up for a scrap! Not one to miss seizing an opportunity, Tzah-Tzie bolts into the crowd and begins the chase! Shoving aside a would-be hero in your way, you take off after your spooked spouse while the rest of the casino struggles to process what just happened!
It’s not hard to scramble after Tzah-Tzie–the girl stumbles and glances back your way like the final girl in a slasher flick! While she’s much, much faster than you, she manages to lead you along a route relatively clear of obstacles, save for an unfortunate dining cart that gets knocked over as she vaults over it!
“NOOOO!” Cries a casino patron as you hop over what remains of his meal, “M-MY SUPPERRRR!”
You’re just starting to wonder how big this damn place is when your wife slows down… her way blocked by two burly Skog bouncers… and we’re talking burly by Skog standards! Yowza! Sending one last glance your way, TT ducks under the Spicy Security as your ears pop signifying a spell on the way! Hunky <span class="mu-i">AND</span> Spellcasters!?
You seem to be in the home stretch though… Just one last push!
>Roll me 1d100(+3 TT Takes the Lead, +3 Mmm Souls, +2 LIMBOOOOO, -5 Skog Senses (But Casting), -2 Dark, -1 Swoos Sick) to LIMBOOOOOO! Best of 3!
Also probably gonna be last post of the night, gang--big day today!
