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Going back through where you came and circling back to Pigsnorts the long way would take over half a day! You decide to keep it cool and act natural, and just walk through House Hussiepuss back to House Stagghornn, where your class is at. It was a good strategy until your frumpy human female friend, Myhernee, notices you bumbling about in the halls. "Hi, Urist! Say, what are you doing in House Hussiepuss?" She greets you with glee, then a puzzled look and a question. She then looks down and notices your black hands, and then your massive pud jammed in your trousers. You now have a permanent giant bulge in your pants. Great, as if being the only Dwarf on campus didn't make you stick out enough already.
On the spot, you tell Myhernee that you were just visiting a friend.
"Oh... Well... Hussiepuss IS an all-female house, Urist. You really should leave before you get caught by one of the Guard Golems!" Was that a tinge of disappointment in learning that you were visiting a female friend late at night/early in the morning? You'll have to follow up with Myhernee later, she still cares enough to warm you about the automated security systems in place at Pigsnorts.
"Oh, uh, right, thanks." You play it cool and keep your head down until you're out of the house, then you run across the courtyard to House Stagghornn for your next move. Zero period starts in less than 5 minutes.
What class do you have for zero period, by the way, Urist?
>Basics of Necrophilia with Professor Zneip
>Ethics of Sexual Levitation with Professor Mumblemoor
>Mister Riddhagg, the on-campus hermit and groundskeeper, wants to teach you one-on-one how to tame and breed Oozes, in an informal class he calls Oozomancy 101
>? (Write-in)
Do you attend this class today?
>Yes, immediately. You'll look a little battered and dusty, but at least you'll be on time!
>Yes, but only after showering up and changing clothes. Better late than never, and appearance is everything.
>No, school sucks, I want to do other things today. (Optional: What would you like to do instead?)