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(You know the location of the weapons dealer Yargai.)
(You are wearing: Bloodstained Receptionist Outfit. Ordinary people think you are a receptionist. Those with witchsight will not be deceived, but they have to suspect you first)
Suddenly the Insane Underpants Cultist becomes very alert. He visibly tenses, and raises his assault rifle.
You did not tell me you were in danger, My Lord... There are evil traitors about! But do not fear! I will protect you! In the name of the Betrayer, and all that is noble, holy and good, in the name of Underpants! Underpants! Underpaaannntsssss!
(The suicidal Insane Underpants Cultist runs off, firing his assault rifle wildly in all directions. You think he may distract your pursuers for a while).
>Go to the weapons dealer Yargai. Maybe he can help you find a magic weapon, or locate a tattooist outside of the tower?
>Investigate the Handsome Executive Robert Alle, CEO of the Paribus Foundation
>Assassinate Robert Alle, Paribus CEO
choose ONE (12% battery on your looted receptionist phone remaining, after installing the tarot app)
>attempt to recover magic (each player can roll once, 1d78, battery -10% to 2%)
>check the rpg forum where Kospel and Lil Guro / Bish09 were posting (battery -10% to 2%)
>something else (write in?)
