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You spot the dicklickers from the corner of your eye, they seem to have fashioned a sort of impromptu hand grenade, it might be what finally turns the tide on this tug-of-war.
Actually that wont do shit, this bitch is entrenched in her spot, steel hips firm, She. Just. Wont. Budge.
Lawd you've always been one lousy, vulgar, slothful bastard just let me have this one, just this once, please, you'll make sure to head out this sunday and sit through half of the mass without nodding off or punctuating every prayer and verse with a fart.
Lawd all you need is ONE miracle, just one, like, I don't know give her horrible period cramps or a microstroke so her balance slips or something, anything WHATEVER YOU'LL TAKE ANYTHING.
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