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Who do you think you are? said the Journalists wearing a hat he bought at a fair, which he believes gives him superpowers to say supercool questions and in -that- way he can make a lot of dollars, which he can then use to seduce his shitty wife (she shits all over the floor at her place, she´s badly trained, because God made her that way, so that he can lol about that shit). God replies: oh i remember you, you´re the funny one. *PAT PAT*. The journalists inquires within: remain calm, remember your buddhist training. Breathe in. Breathe out. Everything is All, i am All, i Am God. God laughs out loud and replies to THAT thing ocurring before his very own eyes: wat? The journalists loses control, all journalists mimic him (he was the alpha up until that point, everyone´s lost and without nobody to follow). God knew this reaction would occur. He doesn´t do shit, he´s God, he´s like super Free-Will or whatever. All chaos reigns on the Planet which up until that point was problem-less (thanks to alien tech). God is like: wat? A world renowned psychiatrist enters the scene: THIS IS CALLED ANXIETY DISORDER and proceeds to market his consultation room in order to "treat" the condition which now everyone suffers. He is a capitalist.
