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"Dude, I don't wanna breathe your paint fumes!" She squealed from the window.
Spray Guy flinched again. He lowered his head, looking guilty over his actions; "I... uh, I'm sorry ma'am. I didn't mean to offend." He said, peering back up, only to shake his head and do a double take - "Wait, <span class="mu-i">you're</span> the Intelligence Director. Shit! Please don't fire me! I'm sorry, I didn't mean t-"
"Bro, cool it. I'm not gonna 'fire' you."
She wasn't even sure that was how it worked anyway. Could she get someone reprimanded? Probably. Court martialed? Has anyone in Psyops ever even been court martialed yet? Is that a thing around here? There was that one rogue Taalumah but they let him go didn't they...
"Huff... you MIGHT be cool if you were painting something worth looking at." She said off handed.
"Elaborate." Came his simple response, so she squinted at him.
"Dude, lucky cats are so generic. Do you have any idea how many places there are that you can see those things? They're like, soooo generic. You should paint something with actual <span class="mu-i">taste</span>. You need to show off that you have a sense of taste! Like painting your favorite manga character on a wall!"
"You mean... those comic book things?"
"<span class="mu-s">THEY ARE NOT COMIC BOOKS!</span> They're much better than that! Like this!" She said, running over and then back to the window, showing off the latest chapter of her hit serialized manga creation, Super Dark Valkyrie. This chapter, the daring darkly duel wielding anti-heroine AYANE C'IEFUL MASTORIA THE THIRD faces the final villain of the Esteemed Pillagers of Kessen No Chi arc, the Heightened Radial Last Dalmatian Kami of Bloodshed, Chinurashi-no-Kami-Tomaranai.
"W-Woah..." He began, reaching up to catch the manga as she dropped it to him, looking over the fine artwork of its spine and font; "I never bothered to try reading this stuff before like all the other guys in my unit do. This looks pretty cool... So... if I started taking inspiration from this, I could become even cooler?"
"Hai." Catastrovania nodded.
"Wow! That's... that's amazing! I don't know why I didn't think of this before!" He said; "I'm gonna start reading right away. Thanks, Miss Director! Ah... Thank you very much!"
He left. Catastrovania shut her window; "...Heh... free shilling." She thought. With some luck, he'd be coming back asking for more and then drawing her characters all over the place. Hell, maybe even as nose art on a plane. It'll be so much free shilling without her even paying for advertisements! She rubbed her palms and giggled to herself!
"...Hehehehe... hahahaha.... ahahaha! AHAHAHAHAHAHA! MWUAHAHAH-"
"What are you laughing at?"
"N-Nothing, Summers!"
>Obtained Add: Spray Guy.
>Abilities:
• Spray And Pray (Shoots target in the eyes, forcing a miss for one round)
• Aquamarine Charge (Luck-based chance of inflicting Death Knell)
• Paint Bomb (Luck-based chance of inflicting Seal)
