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<span class="mu-r"><span class="mu-s">THE WAR WITH HELL</span></span>
The decision was made. You could not in good conscience allow the source of all human suffering to continue. You would mount an invasion of Hell, striking at the very heart of evil! With the troops bloodied against Disney they were eager for a proper fight, and here you would bring the full force of the United States of America to bear against the evil!
It began early in the morning. Spec ops teams who had already infiltrated weeks earlier set off pre-placed bombs that shook the very foundations of Pandemonium. The Marines were the tip of the spear, coming down in specially constructed elevators you had spared no expense on. Hell didn’t know what hit them. A beachhead was quickly established, and troops massed above in the temporarily shut Disneyworld began descending, companies upon companies of men, tanks, and armoured vehicles securing the ground. The forces of Hell may be legion, but you had the might of the US Army, the finest men the world has ever known!
Your forces were only stopped at the fortress of Lucifer, where he and the rest of his demon advisors retreated to when they realised they could not hold you back. Maybe he thought he was safe there? Perhaps, while your troops had only tanks and missile launchers to breach the walls. But soon arrived the artillery, heavy guns and missile batteries that battered the walls of his citadel until it crumbled into ruin.
The fiery rivers of Hell were drowned that day by blood. Almost none were left alive, only a few demons were taken for study above ground by the FBC and SCP Foundation. Lucifer himself was buried beneath the collapse of the central tower when your men attached demolition charges to its base. Hell has been conquered.
