>>5940027A jolt of abject shock shoots through your body, causing an involuntary spasm in your legs which launches you the fuck off that window immediately. You make an unprepared landing on your back in the dust of the street below, and before you’re even able to get some air back in your lungs you execute a series of pathetic sideways rolls to get your body concealed in the shadow of a closed mango stand before attempting a recovery.
Yeah, that’s either his, uh, lady friend, or he’s at a brothel, you think, hands drifting upwards to rub the filth out of your eyeballs. Were you some kind of voyeur perv now? How would this negatively impact your spiritual purity and development? For shame!
Kami-Sama, why? Why couldn’t he have just been a serial killer or something instead?
Eventually you get your senses about you just enough to hear a husky but identifiably female giggle coming from nearby. You look up and see someone looming over the edge of the rooftop above you, shrouded in darkness, but with the unmistakable silhouette of a woman. You do see the glint of a sword before the figure disappears from view. Your first thoughts are of the women in your life that might feasibly be here, that it might have been Hotaru or Masami, but neither of them sounded like that, nor do either of them carry a long blade like what you saw.
Electrified into action you quickly force a recovery and clamber up the wall to the roof once again, desperate to get some positive identification on whoever that was before she gets away. Your head cranes around rapidly looking for any insight, but the night is quiet.
—
After failing to establish any more information, you’re dejectedly entering the inn.
“Hey!” Says Masami from off to your left somewhere in the lobby, startling you so bad you reflexively reach for a kunai.
You look over at her, and she’s just kind of standing there with a look of evenly mixed concern and annoyance on her face as she studies you. Well, you needed to report what you saw to someone immediately anyway…
“Masami. Good to see you. So, I was at a brothel earlier tonight, trying to track down this woman I saw when, actually, let me restart, I was accidentally watching Shota have sex through a window when-” Hold on, why does she look so incredibly pissed off?
You manage to deflect the can of soda that gets thrown at your forehead with extreme force, but unfortunately the can bursts and soaks you in sugary soda water.
“YOU’RE A DUMB ASSHOLE! GROSS, DUMB PERVERT!” She shrieks, running away in a huff.
Well, what the fuck! Why was tonight such a nightmare?!
—
It’s the following morning, and you’ve managed to get Hotaru, Naoki, and Masami together to actually explain what happened last night. Hotaru contemplates it with a stern look, Naoki just thinks it's funny, and Masami accepts that you didn’t ultimately do anything wrong but still seems kind of pissed off for whatever illogical reason Masami normally had for being all pissed off.
