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No time to waste–if you keep this charade up any longer these guys might actually get CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!
“An’ we don’t want ‘DAT!” Exclaims your skeleton as you make your way up the stairs towards Darwin’s perch. No, you mutter, no you don’t…
“So I was thinking,” Darwin begins as you steathily remove your BACKUUM from your pockets (which is difficult enough without not being able to SEE said pockets), “What do you guys think about getting, like, matching tattoos or something after this?”
“What, like CARVINGS?” Thelonius asks from the deck below! “I LOVE it!”
“GOB! It’ll serve as a fond reminder of our victory over that brother-killing blockhead!” Tory adds as you finish slipping the device’s loops onto your arms. “We need a design, though, don’t we?”
“Yea…” Mutters the cat-headed hooligan as you creep up behind him! “Any ideas?”
“I know!” Shouts Darwin in a triumphant tone, “Let’s all take a few minutes to think about the design, then share!”
“Always the Brains of the outfit, aren’t you? GOB!” Tory chides playfully! “Okay, but remember–we’re looking for a good place to plant this boat!”
Levelling the BACKUUM’S nozzle with Darwin’s skull, a sudden dip in the waves forces your hand… and the device’s POWER SWITCH!
“AAAAAUUGH!” Roars Tory as the croc’s skull is firmly sucked into the BACKUUM mouth-first, “I CAN’T DECIIIIIIDE!”
“QUIT SHOUTING!” Thelonius fires back, not hearing his headless companion stumble blindly around the top floor looking for someone to strangle, “I CAN’T HEAR ANYTHING IF WE YELL!”
“I CAN’T HELP IT, GOB!” Tory continues as you watch Darwin’s mix-and-match body topple head-err, NECK first into the drink! “I’M JUST… I’M SO MAD ABOUT STAN!” It takes a moment of gritted teeth before you realize no one noticed. Neat!
“NNH! NNGH!”
“Jeez, cupcake–he’s actually BITIN’ da’ wheel…” Remarks your skeleton as he goes to take a look.
You have that effect on people, yea…
>CONTD.
