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'Alright, shoot. What do you vikings do for fun?'
Ludwyhn planted his spear in the ground, and he whistled twice, signaling to his Raven to return home. I watched as it spread its wings and flew. The Demigod Hero cracked his knuckles. He didn't bother uncoupling the shield strapped to his gauntlet.
He walked up to me and-
[LUDWYHN] "POW! RIGHT IN YER KISSER! HAHAHA!"
Slapped me across my face?! (-50 HP)
I looked at him, I was PISSED!
I raised my hand to punch him and he doubled back, raising his shield.
[LUDWYHN] "WEH WOAH WO WOAH WEH! HOLD ON TO YER HORSES THERE, HORSE!"
'Ludwyhn, what the HELL is wrong with you?!' I spat venomously.
[LUDWYHN] "Ye've got the wrong idear! Tis' not an attack, unprevooked'! But a test ah' strength, lassie. It's one of the ways us Mythics like to have fun! This particulaehr happins-tanse, it be a slappin' contest, radder' dannae' slugout."
'You expect me to stand here and let you slap me as much as you want?!'
[LUDWYHN] "Nae, yer' supposedtah slep back. We take tuirns, lassie. Just don't try and kill me. Get it?"
[LUDWYHN] "Now, yew can feel free tah take your strike... I mean, unless acors... yer' chicken. Yer' not chicken now, are ye'? Bok bok bok bok! Wee little chicken woman! HAHAAAAA!"
[JOCO] "Well, Majordomo, this is your ideal choice. A domestic abuser. He ain't exactly drinking a lot of the respect women juice..."
[MAJORDOMO] "Well uh... Muna's a girl, a-and it's not like she respects every woman either!"
[JOCO] "...So you're saying this would be fine if Ludwyhn was a girl too?"
[MAJORDOMO] "Uh... Can't come to the phone right now. Leave a message at the beep."
[JOCO] "I hate answering machines. How do I hang up this phone?" Said Joco, imagining a banana in his grasp.
>Slap him back!
>Ugh! You've completely ruined my mood, Ludwyhn! I'm leaving!
