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After a long day of leaderin' you find yourself thoroughly exhausted but with the long line of people that want to have an audience with you is finally gone. As you stretch your back you're already planning on how to unwind from a long day of listening to the problems of dumbdumbs.
"Finally! All work and no play makes Silver a dull boy! What do you guys think we should do?"
"How about a game of Cannon Ball?"
"Good idea Bullseye! First we eat, then evacuate an entire segment of the island and then-"
"Erm. Sorry to interrupt Captain. But we just got an urgent request."
Pascia approaches you nervously and you scream into one of your pillows in frustration.
"DON'T WANNA!"
"But captain you may want to reconsider. It's a very important matter. And the one requesting an audience says he knows you."
"Hmmmm? Who?"
"Eustass "Captain" Kid of the Worst Generation."
"Scrappy?"
That is interesting. Interesting enough to postpone fun for a little while.
"Fine. Send him in."
A minute later Kid walks up the stairs leading to your elevated lounging area where you "entertain" guests. His entire entourage is right behind him with his first mate and fellow supernova Killer the "Murdermachine" at his side. He gives you a cocky grin as he greets you.
"Yo. Cavalier! It's been a while."
"PFFFFFFFFFFFFFTHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!"
Unfortunately as soon as you saw him you couldn't contain yourself, no matter how much you wanted.
"What's so damn funny?"
"N-Nothing! Sorry! Ahem. That was immature of me. We cool? Let's shake on it! PFFFFFT! Hey! What's with the long face? Need a hand? Come on! That's funny! High five!"
Of course you heard the rumors. Over the last two years Kid has been very active in the New World. A bit too active for his own good. He was the first out of anyone to outright attack a Yonko when he raided Big Moms territory. Now normally picking a fight with a Yonko and living to tell of it is an achievement. But with how little he actually achieved people only laughed at him, saying the only reason he lived is because Big Mom didn't realize she was under attack. Humiliated by his own embarrassing performance he later tried his luck with "Red Hair" Shanks instead. And it was BAD. According to the rumors at least.
"I wouldn't laugh if I were you asshole! I'm not the only one who's down an arm here!"
He forms his prosthetic hand made of metal junk into a fist and you raise yours, making sure to display it from all angles as you move your fingers around.
"Yeah. But want to know the difference? I cut this off myself. Which one took yours? Big Mom or Red Hair?"
