>>5493137>>5493138Counting the crit as a double success, making that 2/3 and 3/3. Nice.>>5492572 >>5492828You ignore the knife and reach out towards the golf club with your other hand, taking it into a proper grip. Fortunately it wasn't quite long enough to get trapped under the thing's body when it fell, saving you a lot of effort. Now you just need to swing again. You glance at the shaky connections on the right arm, wondering whether you can beat that into uselessness, and then at the wound you left on the left ankle. You think you'll aim for that. If you cripple the legs, then running away for the next however long should be trivial.
"FORE!" You swing the club at the thing's left ankle and see it struggle to hold on. As you hit the foot it gives a couple of inches, only held on by a couple of remaining stitches. You hear some squeaking from Folly, almost as if congratulating you. With a smile now, you pull back and swing one more time, the thing still struggling to lift its upper body off the ground.
The pops of stitches and what might be the cracking of bone sound out as your golf club slams into its left knee. The knee isn't quite just hanging on like the foot, but that definitely had to hurt. For once you take in the situation with a slight smile on your face. Your opponent is making its way off the floor and turning to face you, but that doesn't undo what damage is already done. If you left now, it would be difficult for it to pursue.
Another whistle sounds out as you appraise your handiwork. You hadn't heard them make any noises in a while- good to know Madness and Folly are fine. One more worry off yo- WAIT. That noise was not from your backpack. You snap your head to the right, where you see Madness scurrying around the couch in the living room.
You can't even be angry right now. Why? Why did she have to get out of the backpack again? Why now? Did it- or they- slide out while you were fighting? That has to be it. You were moving around a lot.
>Force your attention back to the main problem and hit it again. You have this thing right where you want it. The slower it ends up the better for you. [Specify where if it's not the legs.]>As much as you want to get a few more solid hits in, you really should find your guinea pigs before they get themselves into any trouble. You hope Madness is still in your backpack. You can continue this when you're done with that.>You guess it was about time to leave anyways. You'll figure out where those two went and then make a retreat. With that leg you don't think your pursuer will be coming any time soon. [Specify whether you want to return to your home or find a new one to enter.]>Write-in 