>>5384134If the dragon notices you, it doesn’t react–the beast is far too busy trying to shake Eddie, Kiki, and Lil’ Stanley as they unload everything <span class="mu-g">FIDO’s</span> got into him! Leaping between explosions and bullets, you barely manage to reach the bomb site before you hear someone grunting below you! Talbot?
“Oh thank <span class="mu-i">FUCK!</span>” Growls the voice as you peer downwards to find your fellow janitor still stuck on a bony outcropping! “You gotta help, Stan–if this thing does another barrel roll I’m gonna hurl! <span class="mu-s">NGH!</span>”
Delivering a solid kick to one of many bones, Talbot continues his futile defiance as you send a frown his way. He’s got friggin’ <span class="mu-i">tentacles</span>--is he really telling you he can’t get free!?
“It’s…<span class="mu-s">HNF!</span> It’s snagged real bad, okay!?” He explains, pointing to the collar of his tracksuit snared between the bones as he delivers another kick! “Get me outta’ here!”
Yea, you groan as you clamber further down the dragon’s ribcage, in a <span class="mu-i">minute</span>! You’ve got a <span class="mu-r">BOMB</span> to plant first!
“Wait, <span class="mu-s">WHA!?</span> Where’d we get a bomb!?”
You found it, okay? Now shut up, you snarl, he’s spoiling your concentration!
“Damn it… friggin’ dragons and now <span class="mu-i">bombs</span>... get me outta’ here, Stan…”
Oh my <span class="mu-i">GOD</span>, you groan, it’s his fault he’s in this pickle in the first place–dipshit couldn’t even <span class="mu-s">JUMP!</span>
“I got, like, <span class="mu-i">wind</span> in my eye, okay!?” Retorts the janitor as he continues kicking the dragon! “Y’know, you were a <span class="mu-i">lot</span> nicer last night!”
And he was a <span class="mu-i">lot</span> dumber <span class="mu-i">today</span>, you fire back as you struggle to find a suitable bombing spot!
“This is because of that <span class="mu-i">possession</span> BS, isn’t it?” He says with an angry sigh! “I was being controlled by <span class="mu-r">TIM–</span> it’s not like I <span class="mu-i">wanted</span> to kill you, <span class="mu-i">GOSH!</span>”
Oh yea? What about when you got attacked by <span class="mu-r">SEWER MUTANTS,</span> huh!? He didn’t seem very excited to see you back at <span class="mu-g">THE LODGE!</span>
“I can <span class="mu-i">track</span> you, remember?” He groans as you start angrily shoving the bomb into the dragon’s ribs trying to get it to stick! “I would be a <span class="mu-i">lot</span> more sad if you really died!”
You angrily bite your lip. He’s just saying that so that you’ll free him, isn’t he!?
“Partially, yea!” Shrugs your fellow janitor! “C’mon, don’t be a dick!”
You’ll show <span class="mu-i">him</span> a dick, damn it! Sliding down next to him, you smack him in the arm with the bomb, prompting Talbot to retaliate by kicking you in the shins! Ow, <span class="mu-i">BITCH!</span>
Matching his kicks by smacking him with the bomb, you probably go at it for a few minutes before the dragon spins, sending both you and Talbot rolling as well!
>CONTD. 