>>5247532Being your skeleton and all, Ly doesn’t really have a body for you to dramatically shove out of the way. Well, besides <span class="mu-i">yours</span>, that is. Settling on defiantly gnashing your teeth, you use your regained jaw control to spit another fact!
Unlike that chickenshit <span class="mu-r">BORIS,</span> you explain, Stanley has the heart and soul of a <span class="mu-b">PURE MAIDEN–</span>they all know what that means, right?
“... she’s uh… a <span class="mu-i">virgin?</span>” Asks Thelonius.
N-<span class="mu-s">NO</span>, you stammer, she’s, uh, she’s had a <span class="mu-i">BUNCH</span> of boyfriends! Like… ten! <span class="mu-i">HUNDRED!</span>
“... How do you even know tha-”
You <span class="mu-i">CHECKED</span>, alright?! Doesn’t matter–th-thatat wasn’t the point you were trying to make, alright?!
“Clearly.” Mitz mutters as she takes a long sip from her beer. Is she gonna finish that thing or what?
“What <span class="mu-i">did</span> you mean, then?” Asks Tory as you slowly feel the heat drain from your cheeks hidden by Syb’s glamour spell! W-well, you continue, still recovering from tripping over your tongue, what you <span class="mu-i">MEANT</span> to say was that she’s <span class="mu-b">HONORABLE!</span> She never throws the first punch, okay!?
“Arrr!” Exclaims Nor’easter with wide eye sockets, “Don’t be tellin’ tales, lad!”
You <span class="mu-i">AREN’T</span>, okay!? It works all the time–as long as you win her over with some lam-I mean, <span class="mu-i">ENDEARING</span> backstory, she’ll be totally moved!
“It’s all true!” Mitzi agrees! “She’s a total <span class="mu-b">CRYBABY</span>, really–can’t handle even the <span class="mu-i">slightest</span> bit of emotion!”
H-ha ha, s-sure, Dinga! Anywa-
“Hell, if you told her about all of that grief you have for your brother, Tor, she might just break down right then and there from the guilt!”
Okay, Dinga, that’s enough of tha-
“Shit, she might just <span class="mu-i">KILL</span> herself right there, too! She’s an emotional wreck! Like, there was this one time where she let this <span class="mu-i">guy</span> try out her <span class="mu-g">BACKUUM</span> instead of her pal-”
Your hand darts over and covers Mitzi’s mouth before she can finish! <span class="mu-s">THANK YOU, DINGA!</span>
“Hmmm… I <span class="mu-i">DID</span> hear she was unhinged…” Tory ponders, earning a few thoughtful ‘<span class="mu-i">hmm</span>’s from his pals.
“<span class="mu-i">AND</span> pretty dumb…” Darwin adds with a nod.
“Don’t forget unlovable!” offers Thelonius! “I mean… I know we’re made of animal parts and all, but she’s like all the worst parts of a human and raccoon put togeth-”
<span class="mu-s">WELL THEN,</span> you interject, that just about does it for your tips! Darn!
“<span class="mu-s">GOB!</span> Thanks for the help, Dingo!” Tory gobbles, clearly pleased with the intel you gave him! “That meatbag won’t know what hit her, that’s for sure!”
HEH!
"What's so funny, Dingo?"
N-nothing! <span class="mu-i">H-heh HEH!</span>
>CONTD. 