>>5966792>It’s April 1st.>It’s April Fools’ Day.>You are Dilbert.>Sorry>Regularly scheduled programming will return soon.>This is a Naruto Quest.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG1uBb104IsYou sit in abject depression on your filthy mattress in your filthy home contemplating your framed portrait of ET the extraterrestrial, thinking about love lost and love impossible as a more innocent age has left you in the dust. Even as a child your life was grim and hollow, and you knew you’d never amount to anything. But at least back then you carried a secret ember of anxious hope that things might work out.
They didn’t. You are worthless and alone.
ET was completely alien to you, much like women were. It was clear you have no hope for a happy future or for a better tomorrow.
You need to go to work soon.
>Throw the picture into a wall to expend some rage and generate some dopamine to carry you through the work day.>Jerk off while thinking of Marilyn Monroe to generate some dopamine to carry you through the work day. 