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ACCOUNTING DEPARTMENT
>Hire a Drone-Manager. Professional book cooker, highly trained in Energy Collection. (3 A)
>QUOTA Management. We'll cook our own books and offer you some finance. Every three shifts, you may ask you to lower your QUOTA by a significant amount, letting you keep more excess. (3 C, 15 A)
>Pinching Pennies. Your accounting department will be trained in saving everything they can. Non-catalog services will cost less A-Energy and if the price would be lowered to 2 or lower, there’s a chance it’ll be free. (2 C, 5 A)
>Anomalous Things for Real Money. We'll take any useless "dollars" you have and we'll give you an amount of A, C, and/or ICP equal to the value next shift. ($6 per A, $35 per C, $125 per ICP)
>Dead Meat. We know you WILL have blood on your hands. You may sell dead employees back to us for raw cash or for Rank Rewards, should the employee be valuable enough. (1 C, 5 A)
Bribery:
>Picky Sponsorships. For a small fee, we’ll allow you to reroll up to two sponsorships every time you get them. This does not work on Mandatory ones. (12 A)
>Precure Favoritism. One or all of your end shift rewards will be a letter grade higher next shift. Honestly? Depends on our mood that morning. (7 A)
>Harder is Better. During your next Anomaly harvest, your Agents will search for more dangerous (and better at producing energy) anomalies. (1 C)
>Cash in your blank check. You can ask us for anything you want, but you can only use this once, remember? B-Company will legally force it to follow it. (Write in what you want to ask them to do or give.)
Misc:
>A mime suit. Shh... (3 C, 10 A)
>A clown suit. Only for the most robust and outright fearless combatants. Bwoink. (1 C, 5 A)
DAY SPCIL!!!
>Maid Robot. Looks cute as a button! Helps to keep your facility clean and safe! Comes with a variety of dresses. (7 A)
>”SOCIALIZE” Model Dummy. A training dummy used in a variety of settings, such as mock surgery or therapy. (8 A)
>AA Cybernetics. Discontinued E-Company product line that had a horrible PR backlash. Install at your discretion. (2 C)
>”Open/Close” Protocol. We had to bribe a very cantankerous anomaly to offer you this. Allows you to open or close any object (living included) at will. Comes with three charges. (1 ICP, 1 C, 17 A)
>Antique welding torch. Quickly repairs machines, seals up containment cell doors, and repairs holes in a jiffy. Comes with two tanks. (15 A)
>Shaving cream, hand mirror, and razor. Take care of yourself, you represent our brand. (4 A)
A Friend's Help
>Hire Mr. Churchland for a day. I'm always willing to help out a friend. (5 A)
>Old Martial Arts Tape. "Watched it too much. Don't need it." Choose an employee to watch this tape. They'll be proficient at hand to hand combat. Stacks with Combat Training. (4 A)
>Trauma Kit. "Price has stabilized for now. Hope you don’t need them.” (1 per 1 C and 1 A)
>Hire Mr. Miller for a day. Trained in the arts of deception, strong throwing arm. (1 C, 2 A)
