Rolled 3 - 1 (1d4 - 1)
When you're done sobbing you pick up Blew Bewbz <span class="mu-b">Teacup</span>.
A tiny blue flame lights up in it, the same as the color of her eyes.
Without seeing any actual cue, you can feel it giving a <span class="mu-b">head tilt</span>.
"<span class="mu-r">Nerr. Har bart a noo suita Qually Klujj Arma.</span>"
You're instantly fitted. Mostly. Iron hat, shoulderpads, chestplate, underriggz, yes, and nice too; bellycover, bottoms, shins, no.
>SpiffyThe blue flame dwindles real smol but doesn't wink out. You'll try asking for sumn else termarrer.
>15Dur QKA GETTY>EPIC TRIFLE GETTY>{WEESHLET} Teacuppy!>Once a day Toady may use Besemet's Teacup to create a mundane item or extremely low magical utility-consumable of ~1GP value>STUNKS balance sheet updated https://rentry.org/2336mod9°°°
You make into the Orc Settlements whistling, the happiest you've ever been, even counting the time yer mobb managed to bag a Binny.
None of the Greenies really notice; most are too absorbed in day-to-day feuds and petty scrabbling.
Not you.
You head straight for Dokk's. Youve got clews.
>QM rollan whether if Dokk is in, or how many days away in his rounds 