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Having already popped a wellspring of discussion out of Gus on the ride over and chatted up the Atlanteans and Wyatt, you set off in the direction of where you <span class="mu-i">think</span> the trailers were situated.
“Not a bad idea, kid…” Ly remarks as you trudge up the hill with drink in tow, “a little rest tonight will go a long way!”
Yea, you <span class="mu-i">gathered</span>! Cresting the hill, you find yourself overlooking a veritable <span class="mu-i">village</span> of trailers and RVs of all shapes and sizes–some already lit up with occupants.
“<span class="mu-r">OoH!</span>” Nats exclaims in earnest, “<span class="mu-r">They’re like little moving COTTAGES! Cute!</span>”
Yep, you nod, your uncle has one just like this out in the desert! Or he did until it got repossessed.
To your pleasant surprise, you still seem to have the pick of the proverbial litter–most of the trailers seem unoccupied, at least from where you’re standing!
“Da’ question is:” Continues your skeleton in earnest contemplation, “which one do we claim?”
One with a <span class="mu-i">bed</span>, <span class="mu-s">DUH!</span> And maybe a shower.
“Yea, I’m thinkin’ they’ve <span class="mu-i">all</span> got beds, smartass.”
Using your infallible <span class="mu-b">FEMININE INTUITION,</span> you quickly separate the trailers into a few categories!
<span class="mu-b">CATEGORY 1</span> includes the mobile homes closest to the <span class="mu-g">MAIN GATE.</span> Though still a way’s away to thwart noise pollution from the road and the hot rods currently tearing it up, maybe being close to the exit could help tomorrow?
<span class="mu-b">CATEGORY 2</span> is nestled in the middle of the hill. Though a bit further from the road and the walls, there seems to be more room between trailers–a happy medium!
<span class="mu-b">CATEGORY 3</span> is nestled along the walls–though next to deep trenches lined with spikes to thwart invaders, these trailers seem to be reserved for the quieter crowd, or at least the few who would prefer more privacy. At the very least it’ll be easy to catch some Z’s up there.
As far as fanciness goes, the lodgings are all over the place–you could probably find a really ritzy one if you took the time to look, but it’s not like you’re gonna <span class="mu-i">live</span> here or anything!
After much deliberation (and sipping), you ultimately choose to:
>CHOOSE CATEGORY 1! A LITTLE NOISE AND LACK OF PRIVACY IS A FINE TRADE FOR A QUICK ROUTE OUTTA HERE!
>CHOOSE CATEGORY 2! BORING, BUT A FINE MIDDLE GROUND!
>CHOOSE CATEGORY 3! QUIET AND SEQUESTERED AWAY!
<span class="mu-b">WHILE WE’RE AT IT, ROLL 1d100 TO SEE HOW DECENT YOUR CHOICE IS! I’LL TAKE THE BEST OF 3 ROLLS!</span>
<span class="mu-b">BONEUS QUESTION: ANY AMENITIES YOU’RE LOOKING FOR IN PARTICULAR? WRITE-EM IN!</span>
>That’s it for tonight! I’ll pop back on WEDNESDAY AROUND 10-11AM PST! HOPE TO SEE YOU THEN!
